7 reasons why John Galliano should totally design next Pope's vest

Ok, this stupid post may be a little too much, but I wrote it down just for fun and somehow I found it worked (well, for me). As you may understand, I don’t want to offend anyone, just laugh about some strange connections. Said that, here are the 7 reasons why John Galliano should totally design next Pope’s vest (or what it is called).

1. He has a lot of spare time. Mr. Galliano, former Dior’s head designer, is talented, free agent and has just few court hearings to attend, once in a while.

2. His muse’s name is Eva. Christianity has the Book of Genesis, the Garden of Eden, Adam & Eve. John has his own Eve, pardon Eva, Eva Green.

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3. He likes fancy hats. Really fancy ones:

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Aren’t they cute?

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4. He has also religious issues. Technically speaking, Jesus Christ was crucifixes in jewish territory, and for ages christians had a “difficult relationship” with with their older brothers. Galliano’s anti-semitic tirades, instead, were officially the beginning of his end. But he’s still missing the point, apparently.

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5. Vatican likes crazy designers. I mean, have you ever considered Swiss Guard uniforms? drawing By the way, the original designer it’s not Michelangelo, but commandant Jules Repond.

6. He knows something about big jewellery. Every Pope needs a large gold ring, the Anulus piscatoris (aka Ring of the fisherman). What would John do? Answer: just look a this 2008 campaign.

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7. He knows how to cut a white dress. Kate Moss’ wedding gown says it all. Enjoy these chaps:

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